When u step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

Please select a body first?

A. Chest
B. Face
C. Armpits
D. Hair
E. Privates
F. Shoulders
G. Others

A. Chest:
You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose D (Hair).

B. Face:
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who choose E (Privates) and G (Others).

C. Armpits:
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who choose F (Shoulders).

D. Hair:
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please ther other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose A (Chest) and E (Privates).

E. Privates:
Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very
few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best sex partner in life will be those who choose B (Face) and D (Hair).

F. Shoulder:
A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a livin hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to
find a partner in life. Those who choose C (Armpits) are your only chance.

G. Others:
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengts stand out and not just hide you weaknessess. You
are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who choose B (Face).

So tell me what is you choice ?

I'm rotting at home for the past few days. Really got nothing to do and no mood (cause no $ as well). But I guess the best is to look for job and stay at home (to cut my expense except on cigra.) at the same time.

Feel like meeting up with some friends but they are busy with school work, their own friends etc. What can I do ??? hmmm maybe picking some new language ..you will never know what language I wan to pick up. (hint: international language). Will let you know when I obtain certain level.

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Just a update for yesterday's meeting.

May will take a lower pay of 68% of what I get on April.
June will confirm a pay cut of 15%.

*sob* ...must think a menu for my lunch on June onwards, or better look for another job in case R = Retrenchment happens in my work place.

3pm will have urgent meeting to announce our movement next month.
What I heard is working full time and get a lesser pay ( ...pay cut rite ?)

Wonder how many percent of cut is that ? does that means a cut to our CPF contribution as well ??

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First day back to work is always a very busy day. Upon reaching of office already got auntie screaming for email problem. Come on man ! it is only 8:35 am (me start work at 9am but always come in early to settle myself)

Trying to Telnet in and see what problem and discover the connection is out and went to server to take a look. Eeeeeeeee how come it is not on ? Let me use my little fat magic finger to press the ON button....(you can hear motorcycle engine sound). Walk back to my seat and someone intercomm me

"Jason ....is JASON THERE !!!! "

"Yes, Who and Wat ?"

"OutBound Program cannot use, this is Evelyn"

"Evelyn ??? which Eveyln ????????"

Alamak....I only been away for 1 week and had already forgotten who is Evelyn ....(actually me still blur blur early in the morning).

Walk back to Server Room again and check ...hmmm SQL Service is still on ...how come cannot connect...hack care....walk out and shout

"ACCOUNT, SCENIC ...SQL SERVER SHUT DOWN NOW ! CLose YOUR CLIENT!!!!!!"

After Fire Fighting for 10 min. everything is back to normal again and finally I can have my first stick of the day "PAUL MALL"......

Early in the morning already got so many things to type ...forget it ....the rest of day is busy generate the MIS Report, Solve printer problem, publish and mass email the latest fare to ticketing team ..and etc...

Ciao !!! Time to go home now. Work OT no extra pay.

Finally, my 1 week holiday is over and going to start work on next Monday. Have been lazy for last 1 week and everyday just wonder what to eat on the next meal. But trust me...whatever I eat ..all will come out so my weight still maintain at 79kg.

Maybe i shall have porridge tonite, beside that what other dish can I think of ? Can you help me to think ?

Thanks.

Wake up in the morning and still feeling sick, decided to brush my teeth first and found that there are blood stain around my mouth...wonder who did I bite last nite. (no lah) ..actually it is my teeth bleeding. Think I'm too heatly and boil some chinese tea in the morning to cool myself. Promise her to change the bedsheet by the end of the today and meet her in the evening at Ang Mo Kio central for marketing.

Eeeeeeeeeeeee ..my body still aching after the trip from batam. Wonder is it because of the massage that I'm not used to it.
....think i better take another flu pill and go to sleep later on.

Nothing to do at home whole, so not much thing to write.
Except .watch couple of VCD like

1) Volcano High (korean)
2) Eight Legs Legend
3) Jackie Chan (Spy show)

Other than those movie, reinstall my CounterStrike, play a little bit of AAO. Go downstairs to buy Char Siew Rice and etc....really bore at home.

Woman woman woman ...they are also a headache to the management when there is too many women in a office. This is the sceniro:

One woman by the name of VK, suppose to be on 24hr duty service and collect the laptop from office during the last weekend. When she come back on Monday, assume me in charge of laptop and throw in on my table (of course I ignore her).
Today is Friday, another woman by the name of HL, is her turn to be answering service from tonite until next Monday. And she heard from VK say that the laptop is spoil and cannot be use. She came to me and ask how to use if the laptop is spoil. Without a second thought, I ask her to turn on the laptop and try out first before conclude that it is out of service and it turns out to be perfectly fine.

She jump to the GM's room and complain that VT give wrong information and blah blah blah ...both woman being to shout at one another until my GM's face turn color.....

Sigh ~ ~ lucky there is only old man in the management team, if not World War III will starts in my office.

Today my body temperature is 37.1 ....if I drink hot hot tea ..i can kang for MC and rest at home to sleep more. Out of sudden, i feel so tried and stress out by works.

Sian ...next week even more sian. Some of my office auntie asking me to join them for Californa Gym. And they will pay for me. Even asking me to go for KTV in the afternoon......see first lah.

Finally my home PC is up again. Manage to find the solution from a website rather than calling the Technical Support Helpdesk for solution and in the end, asking me to change a new Network Card. Prepare to plan for next week program so that I can be occupied thru out the week. Wonder if Rykiel is free to come to my place for R&R session .....maybe should organise a gathering during the Vesak Day or weekend so that do more meaning thing to Little Chantelle. Rite ?

Cook ??? Wat do you wan 'us' to cook ?? She can cook Chicken wing as she has been practising for past 2 week. (one round better than another). I will cook Mee Hoon unless you prefer rice than MEE...!!!

Give me your suggestion, invitation is open to people I know well. You know who you are! See you .time to play game again....Ciao!!!!!

Heee heee Looking forward 10-11 May cause going over to batam for R & R (Rest & Relax) working for 2 person's role is too stress and tiring for me during these 2 weeks. Damm it ...ask us to get only 60% of salary and our workload increase everyday. Fuck their mother asss hole.