A nun, who badly needed to use a restroom, walked into a local bar. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in awhile the lights would turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when everyone saw the nun arrive, the room went quiet.
She walked up to the bartender and asked if she could use the restroom. The bartender said, "Okay, sister, but I should warn you that there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well," she said, "I will just have to look the other way."
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the bar and she proceeded to the ladies' room.
After a few minutes, she came out and the whole place gave her a round of applause. Startled, she approached the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand why they applauded me for using the restroom."
"They know you're one of us, sister," smiled the bartender, "would you like a drink?"
I still don't understand," said the nun.
The bartender laughed. "Well, every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out! Now, how about that drink?"
April 22, 2005
April 18, 2005
Tired / Sleepy
Activiated at the time of 4 am in the Monday early morning .... the rod is hard and hot.....
At her command, I aim .... zoom ... zeroing .. FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How I know in the afternoon is such a cold weather ... make me feel so sleepy now.
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At her command, I aim .... zoom ... zeroing .. FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How I know in the afternoon is such a cold weather ... make me feel so sleepy now.
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZ
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