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Full of 'Shit'...oops, I Meant 'Advice'

As a rule, my friends don't drink, but, as a habit , they do, therefore......

To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't:
As Ben Franklin said:
       In wine there is wisdom,
       in beer there is freedom,
       in water there is bacteria.
Ouch!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, we would have absorbed, at the end of the year, more than one kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria that are found in feces.  In other words, we are consuming more than one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor, for that matter) because alcohol has to go through a filtering process and then fermenting.
Therefore, remember:   Water = Poop
                                Wine = Health
Hence, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  I'm doing it as a public service!

Happy New Year! Give me another round... Cheers!