Men Are Hard To Please

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

man are sooo hard to please!!!!!

VACANCY FOR A GENERAL CLERK (ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT)

Dear all

My office has an opening for the above-mentioned position and is inviting all interested party to join us.

The duties for above is as follows:

1) Banking in of cheques.
2) Internal billing of tickets.
3) Some excel working for banking slips.
4) Flight insurance reporting
5) Petty Cash handling
6) General Billing
7) Cancelling of voided tickets from the System
8) Etc....

If you are interested to join us, please email your resume (in Word or PDF) to

administrator at globaltravel dot com dot sg

Only shortlisted will be notified.

Fold a T-Shirt

I thot folding a t-shirt is as easy as like folding a piece of tissue paper and put into pocket, but when come to real life ... then have problem especially when come to woman's skirt, special design cloth for woman.

Anyway, after searching thru the net, download this video clip of folding a t-shirt ... it is so much easy and faster.

Click on this link to see it. (Broadband needed)

another year older

A special method to celebrate my birthday shopping at Genting Highland (only bought one jacket) eat, sleep, shop, cinema .... guess all those has added extra inch to my waist again.

Please ... dun ask me my BMI, weight now ... if you wan to know, meet up with me for a drink and find out yourself.

Should I start to count down again ....

Left 363 days with to say good bye to the number 20++ ... :(

M.C. yesterday ..

I was on MC yesterday .. due to cold weather and it causes my asthma attack, went to collect new medicine (ventolin) and if I dun lie down.. i will be ok.

Went back to work this morning and my deptuy MD knock on my table ..

"Friend, are you ok ? "

"So so, haven't die yet ... only asthma .."

15 mins later .. he walk to my boss's room and shout at him.

"Hallo ... our friend is sick, let him sign the leave form and give him 1 day unofficial off, I sign for you !"

wah lau ..this deputy MD is dam bossy .. but he got kind heart :)

Lucky I still have boss that appreciate and cherish staff, if not I chao liao .... thank God for that..

Nokia PC Suite.

Has anyone encountered this problem??

Once i open up the PC Suite the first thing that the program ask for is:

"Please enter a name which PC suite will use to identify your phone in the future"
"Name (Maximum characters 16 Characters - E.g. "Nokia 6600" "

By default the field is populated with "Nokia 6600" however, when i press OK it gives the error msg "You must enter a valid name". The same error msg is generated no matter what name i put in...

Tired ...

Sigh ~ ~ wonder is it my age catching up, getting more and more tired easily.

My fortune book says that year I must stick close to those who horoscope is "dog" ... so I will...

1) eat more hot dog
2) playboy wallpaper change to dog picture
3) dog Icon created for the sake of my good luck
4) learn to bark like a dog
...

.... believe it or not.
Kids next door thot that I had a few dog at my house ......

Guess I will change my handphone ringing tone to dog barking WMV.

:)

sensitive test

After taking the sensitive test ... OMG !


How sensitive are you?

Chinese New Year is coming

Thanks for those who show concern when I was having nitemare for that couple of days, really touched.

However, Chinese New Year is coming, let me think of my itinerary in that 4 days. But ... sigh ~ time to red packet again, wonder any kids want to pay me a visit ??

1st Day : Stay at home until 11 am, then visit my father. Why ? Feng Shui Shi Fu say so.

2nd Day : Sleep enough, do some work then proceed to visit grandma. (Have been MIA for almost 2 yr, lastly will end up my cousin's hse for BBQ. My darling will go home and visit her parent, so.... work lah !

3rd Day : Go back to office to work (Sat.) and then proceed to my darling hometown to visit my in-law.
Will come back to town in the evening, so if you want to come to my place for a drink, sms please.

4th Day : You won't believe it, will be staying at home to prepare unfinish work for Monday.

Guess this money year is going to be a super busy year for those Rabbit like me.

sigh ~

I can't recall anything, I can't recall what I have dreamt of last nite, but still awake in the middle of the night.

:(

again and again

again, nightmare come again .. this time I dreamt of lionel and a gal (unknown), myself and my wife was hill, or to be specific we are on a stone road (like Pula Tekong) ... many cars .... and heading towards a cinema.

While waiting for the show to start, we take a stroll at some of the small stalls outside the cinema and "R" choose one of the perfume and spray on my arm without my knowledge. It was chilling and I wake up ....

My forehead is cover with cold sweat ... why ...wat happen ... i feel breathless again (asthma). This time I calculated, I take 8-12 purf in order to have normal breathing .... i'm so tired now.

Nitemare that follow me.

I have been getting nitemare since 2003, and it follows me even last night.

Dun really want to recall the whole thing, trying very hard to forget and take it easy, but it doesn't go away like a wind.

I wonder how long I can take this kind of feeling, wonder when..

Linux Newbie Guide by Stan, Peter and Marie Klimas

Linux Newbie Guide by Stan, Peter and Marie Klimas

General description of this Guide. A complete reference for new Linux users who wish to set up and administer their own Linux home computer, workstation and/or their home or small office network. The answers are meant to be simple, with just sufficient detail, and always supported with a readily usable example. The work is still in progress, but we hope the Guide can be helpful already. We welcome your corrections, advice, criticism, links, translations, and CONTRIBUTIONS. Pls note that there are no ad banners on our pages.

Hotprint

Hotprint

Hotprint provides the highest quality photo development service for both professional and consumers. They also offer theur users to send in digital photos for development at the comfort of their own office or home. (still at alpha stage of development)

They offer more specialised services like retouching, colourising, film/slide archiving, at their shop front.

Eat-Drink-Man-Woman :: Index

Eat-Drink-Man-Woman :: Index

This is my forum, register as a member is free.

Singapore First Internet Best Food Guide

Singapore First Internet Best Food Guide

Found this website from one of the HWZ visitor. Quite interesting so no harm to take a look.

Don't loose the 90%

How true but it is only human to look for what we don't have...

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have.

"Wow, this girl in my office is a real looker. I'm crazy about her because she's also understanding, intelligent, tender - so many things that my spouses not."

Somewhere along the way, you'll find a woman or a man who will be more charming or sensitive. More alluring. More thoughtful. Richer. Have greater sex appeal.

And you will find a man who will need you and pursue you and go loco over you more than your spouse ever did.

Because no wife or husband is perfect. Because a spouse will only have 90% of what you're looking for. So adultery takes place when a husband or wife looks for the missing 10%.

Let's say your wife is melancholic by nature. You may find yourself drawn to the pretty clerk who has a cherry laughter. Or because your wife is a homebody in slippers and pajamas, smelling of garlic and fish oil, you may fall for a fresh-smelling young sales representative that visits your office in a sharp black blazer, high heels, and a red pencil-cut skirt.

Or because your husband is the quiet type, your heart may skip a beat when you meet an old college flame that has the makings of a talk show host.

But wait! That's only 10% of what you don't have. Don't throw away the 90% that you already have! Add to your spouse's 90% the 10% that represents all the years that you have been with each other. The storms you have weathered together. The unforgettable moments of sadness and joy as a couple. The many adjustments you have made to love the other. The wealth of memories that you've accumulated as lovers.

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have. But faithfulness happens when you start thanking God for what you already have.

But I'm not just talking about marriage. I'm talking about your life. About your jobs. About your friends. About your children. About your lifestyles. Are you like the economy airline?


The main message:

If you start appreciating what you have right now, wherever you are it is FIRST CLASS!

jessi has added to our blogger family.

I still can remember 2 yrs back when we are chionging our final paper at this period, when i know one of my best friend (i duno whether she treated me as her best friend or not, but i take her in that way....u know who you are) has come to a relationship problem and break down very often. And I really worry about her cause it affect the exam mood as well.

2 yrs later, we meet and ohohh alamak ....she change a lot, putting more weight and more smile ...what a power of love can change a person.

No matter how buddies, you have us FOREVER, just let us know whenever you need help like last time, no need to be "GE4 QI4" with me .... do send me email to my office account more often ..if not i thot you forgotten me liao.

Ciao....

Uni. Gathering

After graduate from Curtin last year, have not been contact with the rest of my classmate (especially Jessica, woh ...she change so much .....hope she is not reading this particular post.)

We tok and tok from 8 pm to 11pm at La Cave CHIJMES.........didn't know time really fly so fast. Some of them still thought that I'ill holding that good paid webmaster job ....ha ha ha sigh ~

Wonder is it of age or because of another old friend got married ...our topic cover from youngester relationship issue all the way to mating issue....some of them even talk abt before marriage checkup by specialist ...using wat tool.....squeeze in ..pain ...leg no strength....aiyo ....anyway ....me enjoy the red wine and cheese cake ..of course i dun left out my Texas 5 Mentol..

Ok ...too tired... gotta go...update you guys next time ..btw....84kg ...now 77 or 78kg...wish me good luck for my diet plan.

Side Effects

On the first 3 day, the side effect is like making me feel more awake than usual, dry mouth and an unpleasant taste in my mouth only.

On 3rd day onwards then start to have difficulty in passing urine, suspect of a changes in sexual drive. (Seens like more on lower limb of the body.)

I will tell my doctor at the end of the 14 day's dose.