Missing In Action for few days due to IT Show 2003 and Auditing period.
I have created a gallery from my recent bought DC (Digital Camera) the link is below
http://www.metrica-tech.com/blog/image/15Mar2003/
March 15, 2003
March 12, 2003
Just before I about to switch off my PC and pack my things to go home, my boss call me in.
He mentioned that in another Travel Agency, there was a ticketing guy used to do ticketing for years and have picked up the role of IT Support, and whenever they need manpower, he will fill in that position to support the ticketing like sales, handling customer, cut ticket as well.
The Management have the idea of putting me for course like Fare Calculation, Ticketing and Reservation course so that I can be more "multi-tasking" than now. What a good idea they can think so, in the other hand, they expand my area of work so that I can experience more things than now.....(try to create more interested environment for me)...but let me know ....are they going to give me a rise for extra job scope ...what if I fill in that particular ticketing position and they never get another ticketing guy to come in ..then I die liao.
Let me think thru ....
He mentioned that in another Travel Agency, there was a ticketing guy used to do ticketing for years and have picked up the role of IT Support, and whenever they need manpower, he will fill in that position to support the ticketing like sales, handling customer, cut ticket as well.
The Management have the idea of putting me for course like Fare Calculation, Ticketing and Reservation course so that I can be more "multi-tasking" than now. What a good idea they can think so, in the other hand, they expand my area of work so that I can experience more things than now.....(try to create more interested environment for me)...but let me know ....are they going to give me a rise for extra job scope ...what if I fill in that particular ticketing position and they never get another ticketing guy to come in ..then I die liao.
Let me think thru ....
March 11, 2003
March 08, 2003
Whole day was in SSDC (Singapore Safety Driving Center) attending my Riding Theory Lesson 1 to 4. Very tired cause 1st two lesson is talk about Traffic Rules and Expressway Behaviour.
Lesson three and four continue to talk about basic motorbike and then carry on to overtaking, making corner turn etc....and .....blah blah...
5pm back in office to monitor the renaming of domain name and un-installing the Exchange server. .....my god...now is already 8:45pm then I remember that I didn't punch my card yet. Lucky I have my taxi receipt to proof that I come in at that time.
Still have 20% more to go before completing the whole process. Finally the internet is up and my account is ready...guess have to wait another 1 hour to finish.
Ciao !
Lesson three and four continue to talk about basic motorbike and then carry on to overtaking, making corner turn etc....and .....blah blah...
5pm back in office to monitor the renaming of domain name and un-installing the Exchange server. .....my god...now is already 8:45pm then I remember that I didn't punch my card yet. Lucky I have my taxi receipt to proof that I come in at that time.
Still have 20% more to go before completing the whole process. Finally the internet is up and my account is ready...guess have to wait another 1 hour to finish.
Ciao !
March 06, 2003
March 05, 2003
Guess Blogger still have problem updating the template. Anyway, I create a photo gallery to display the photo that taken during our celebration for March Baby in my office. All food and drink are on company expense.
Wonder if there any other place to put weblog instead of blogger, since it is bought over by Google.
Wonder if there any other place to put weblog instead of blogger, since it is bought over by Google.
March 04, 2003
This morning went to coffee shop to buy my Cigra. (Paul Mall). The price has increase again 50 cents for small pack and 1 dollar for big pack. I have started a thread over here.
http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=418539
http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=418539
March 03, 2003
People often ask for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up :
1.*You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
2.*You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
3.*You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
4.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I" and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
5.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,"I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
6.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
7.*Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you. That's Tech Support.
8.*You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. ** So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Spamming.
1.*You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
2.*You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
3.*You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
4.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I" and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
5.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,"I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
6.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
7.*Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you. That's Tech Support.
8.*You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. ** So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Spamming.
March 01, 2003
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
February 27, 2003
Finally I finish drafting my first Access Control List for Cisco 827 (without Firewall feature) after one day reading and one day scripting.
I was thinking how to utilize my SCV Reward point (1800++)....and just recall that my house doesn't have a fix phone line. Maybe I can get this Voice-enabled Cable Modem (VeCM) from SCV with only a Basic Subscription of $9.80, 300 minutes of free local call time and usage charge is $0.007 flat rate per minute all day, per second billing.
Believe that will cut down my mobile phone charge.
I was thinking how to utilize my SCV Reward point (1800++)....and just recall that my house doesn't have a fix phone line. Maybe I can get this Voice-enabled Cable Modem (VeCM) from SCV with only a Basic Subscription of $9.80, 300 minutes of free local call time and usage charge is $0.007 flat rate per minute all day, per second billing.
Believe that will cut down my mobile phone charge.
February 26, 2003
Punch my card at 8:43 am this morning, compare to yestersday 9:00 AM, this is consider early. Still dun like the idea of sharing seat with stranger in a bus, but no choice, this is temporary at the moment.
Before I can get my butt down on my chair, a user reports that printer cannot print and another rush towards me telling me that she couldn't logon to network for checking email. That is how I start my day in the office.
9:30 AM, meeting with my Boss S for couple of issue like reduce paper, use email more than fax machine.....Sat need to go back to shift PC for one department......arrange meeting with vendors in the afternoon for some e-business...etc..
10:00 AM. please ...i need a smoke break...leave me alone for the time being....take my old sweet time to walk to Shell and get my favourite pack.
11:45 AM. Very hungry already...(3 slice of bread + 1 Lipton tea for breakfast)...decided to join those kids for lunch at Eng Kok for Vegetable Rice....
Be back later.
Before I can get my butt down on my chair, a user reports that printer cannot print and another rush towards me telling me that she couldn't logon to network for checking email. That is how I start my day in the office.
9:30 AM, meeting with my Boss S for couple of issue like reduce paper, use email more than fax machine.....Sat need to go back to shift PC for one department......arrange meeting with vendors in the afternoon for some e-business...etc..
10:00 AM. please ...i need a smoke break...leave me alone for the time being....take my old sweet time to walk to Shell and get my favourite pack.
11:45 AM. Very hungry already...(3 slice of bread + 1 Lipton tea for breakfast)...decided to join those kids for lunch at Eng Kok for Vegetable Rice....
Be back later.
February 25, 2003
February 24, 2003
February 22, 2003
Bye darling, I know you are sad because I have to ditch you today. I really wish to take more photograph of you but seeing you being tear apart by my uncle in parts and piece (speaker, radio headunit, amp etc) ....i really dun have the courage to pick up the camera and snap you again.
I will promise you I will make you die peacefully, I will forget you as soon as possible.
Please dun come and hunt me at all.
I will promise you I will make you die peacefully, I will forget you as soon as possible.
Please dun come and hunt me at all.
February 21, 2003
A Letter from Recruit to Ah Beng:
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Dear Ah Beng,
Ah Beng ah Beng, I also want to be an Ah Beng. Everyday sit kopi tiam, put leg on chair, smoke and drink. Some more always hang out in shopping centre, got char bor. Most important, no need to study. Can tell me which gang to join? If you tell me, I sure get all my kakis to join.
Recruit
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Later Ah Beng reply to Recruit to Ah Beng:
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Dear Recruit,
Nao hiah! You think be Ah Beng so easy, ah? Must study one, you know! Got a lot of rules. You think you can anyhow go queensway and get tattoo,ah? Wait you get the wrong tattoo, and some other gang see you, sure kena hoot upside down!
And what, you think so easy grow long last fingernail? Got regulation one, leh! We use it to dig ear... if too long or sharp, can burst your eardrum! And what, you think we just KLKK around the shopping centre cho boh lan and sian char bor? You think char bor attracted to Ah Bengs, ah? Acherly, they are our accomplices, and we are all there to shoplift or kuah chui (keep a lookout)!
You think be Ah Beng is hobby, is it? It's a profession! My gang is earning so much revenue, I heard Singapore Technologies also wants to form a GLG (government-linked gang) to come into the market. So join a gang only if you're serious. In fact, join a gang only if your studies are damn tok kong.
We do'wan any old samseng nowsaday, leh! You just want to relac one corner in a kopi tiam, then be a kopi kiah. So once you wake up your idea, you can come down to No. 6969 Geylang Lorong 69 for an interview with us at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society. Bring your 'O' Level cert.
Ah Beng
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Dear Ah Beng,
Ah Beng ah Beng, I also want to be an Ah Beng. Everyday sit kopi tiam, put leg on chair, smoke and drink. Some more always hang out in shopping centre, got char bor. Most important, no need to study. Can tell me which gang to join? If you tell me, I sure get all my kakis to join.
Recruit
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Later Ah Beng reply to Recruit to Ah Beng:
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Dear Recruit,
Nao hiah! You think be Ah Beng so easy, ah? Must study one, you know! Got a lot of rules. You think you can anyhow go queensway and get tattoo,ah? Wait you get the wrong tattoo, and some other gang see you, sure kena hoot upside down!
And what, you think so easy grow long last fingernail? Got regulation one, leh! We use it to dig ear... if too long or sharp, can burst your eardrum! And what, you think we just KLKK around the shopping centre cho boh lan and sian char bor? You think char bor attracted to Ah Bengs, ah? Acherly, they are our accomplices, and we are all there to shoplift or kuah chui (keep a lookout)!
You think be Ah Beng is hobby, is it? It's a profession! My gang is earning so much revenue, I heard Singapore Technologies also wants to form a GLG (government-linked gang) to come into the market. So join a gang only if you're serious. In fact, join a gang only if your studies are damn tok kong.
We do'wan any old samseng nowsaday, leh! You just want to relac one corner in a kopi tiam, then be a kopi kiah. So once you wake up your idea, you can come down to No. 6969 Geylang Lorong 69 for an interview with us at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society. Bring your 'O' Level cert.
Ah Beng
February 20, 2003
So tired....my boss and me have the same idea to cancel the seminar that held at Suntec City tomorrow early morning. We are just so tied down by the office operation. Let me count down 2 more days ....only 2 more days I can drive my car around. After that.....sigh ~ ~
Next week will take a one day leave and stay at home to play game, if you are free, please leave a message or ICQ to me for coffee session at usual place. hahaha... (guess only some of you know my usual place)
Next week will take a one day leave and stay at home to play game, if you are free, please leave a message or ICQ to me for coffee session at usual place. hahaha... (guess only some of you know my usual place)
February 19, 2003
February 18, 2003
February 17, 2003
February 15, 2003
February 14, 2003
Happy Valentine to all of you, me will not be celebrating this year.. no mood.
Car send for servicing again, change tyre, need to change hose to prevent oil from leaking.
Office power trip due to overloaded, server not function well....and etc..all this cause me no mood to have fun.
My friend...me sad sad....
Car send for servicing again, change tyre, need to change hose to prevent oil from leaking.
Office power trip due to overloaded, server not function well....and etc..all this cause me no mood to have fun.
My friend...me sad sad....
February 13, 2003
Why you have to do this to me, me sayang you so much. Where ever I go, I bring you along, you need food, I buy ...you thristy..i buy you drink...you wan to see doctor, I bring you there or even call the doctor to our doorstep...do you know what you have did to me hurts me heart.
I almost want to ditch you on the spot when you make me so angry again on the road yestersday. Sigh ~ ~ Why ......
And you make me pay $55 to the LTA to tow you to the nearby carpark and get another towing serivce to send you back to my uncle workshop.... :~
I almost want to ditch you on the spot when you make me so angry again on the road yestersday. Sigh ~ ~ Why ......
And you make me pay $55 to the LTA to tow you to the nearby carpark and get another towing serivce to send you back to my uncle workshop.... :~
February 11, 2003
Hurrayyyy .....finally I finish my MIS Report for Jan 2003. Have been seeing lots and lots of figure but they are not mine.
Today is a quiet day after all the troubleshooting of printer and new application yestersday, suddenly when I think back, where is my skill ???? where is my programming skill, after these few month of support and being retrenched last year. I have not done a single programming and designing of web....
My boss ask me to create a Macormedia Flash and show to them, out of sudden, I ask myself....can I recall how to do it ??? ha ha ha
Time to visit Library and and do costing again. Bye !!!! Tonite at "The Peak" 10:30 PM ...Curtin Student (SG) pls take note.
Today is a quiet day after all the troubleshooting of printer and new application yestersday, suddenly when I think back, where is my skill ???? where is my programming skill, after these few month of support and being retrenched last year. I have not done a single programming and designing of web....
My boss ask me to create a Macormedia Flash and show to them, out of sudden, I ask myself....can I recall how to do it ??? ha ha ha
Time to visit Library and and do costing again. Bye !!!! Tonite at "The Peak" 10:30 PM ...Curtin Student (SG) pls take note.
February 10, 2003
Monday morning is always so tired to me when my weekend is not nice. Watch too many VCD and shopping for the last 2 days. And somemore the upgrading of the application software on Sat. has burn my day off. (no overtime hor)
Sigh ~ ~ me really tired and want to try something else, perhaps take up some new course like Scuba Diving....or massage course (hhee ehee weekend free can do part time job).
But where is my fucking holiday...reallty bore when I'm on leave and no one accompany me.
Sigh ~ ~ me really tired and want to try something else, perhaps take up some new course like Scuba Diving....or massage course (hhee ehee weekend free can do part time job).
But where is my fucking holiday...reallty bore when I'm on leave and no one accompany me.
February 08, 2003
February 05, 2003
16 more day left. This morning is a cloudy and raining day, just taken my heavy breakfast and going to skip my lunch to catch some time to sleep in my car. Guess is that I have stay too nite last nite.
Today is Wednesday, maybe going to my usual pub for a drink after work. Sigh ~ ~
Think twice, save the $ for the future, I go home after work and play my computer game.
Today is Wednesday, maybe going to my usual pub for a drink after work. Sigh ~ ~
Think twice, save the $ for the future, I go home after work and play my computer game.
February 04, 2003
Today is 4th Feb 2003, GMT +8:00.
The weather out there is fine but my mood is not good. The last day for her working with me is 21st of this month. Only 17 days left. I wonder does people has ever stated a deadline for their loveship. And this reminds me from a chinese movie that star by one of the joker from Hong Kong and I quoted from him is "If there is a deadline for this love, I wish it was 10,000 light year",
How I wish she don't set a deadline to end this. And she keep mentioning to me, if I haven't went thru the ceremony with my wife on the last Dec 2002, she won't make this decision to leave me. And she say she make this decision is out of no choice.
My sadness is cannot be describe, becuase she doesn't surf net and doesn't read blog as well. Only word I can say is "very sad".
People wish me to find true love and I find it, but I can't convince her to stay with me.....
I very disappointed with myself.
The weather out there is fine but my mood is not good. The last day for her working with me is 21st of this month. Only 17 days left. I wonder does people has ever stated a deadline for their loveship. And this reminds me from a chinese movie that star by one of the joker from Hong Kong and I quoted from him is "If there is a deadline for this love, I wish it was 10,000 light year",
How I wish she don't set a deadline to end this. And she keep mentioning to me, if I haven't went thru the ceremony with my wife on the last Dec 2002, she won't make this decision to leave me. And she say she make this decision is out of no choice.
My sadness is cannot be describe, becuase she doesn't surf net and doesn't read blog as well. Only word I can say is "very sad".
People wish me to find true love and I find it, but I can't convince her to stay with me.....
I very disappointed with myself.
February 02, 2003
Happy New Year !!!! Can you believe me working in office right now. Well well, my boss believe this traditional act as to open office on 2nd day of Lunar Chinese New Year, since me so bore at home why not joining them for some fun.
Hmm....let me check my email and play same games before "knock off" at 10 am.
Enjoy !!!!
Hmm....let me check my email and play same games before "knock off" at 10 am.
Enjoy !!!!
January 31, 2003
Notice
This year, the Chingay Singapore 2003 will be proceeding along North Bridge Road, enroute to Chinatown. It is held on Sat, 8 Feb 03 at 8.00pm, with the preview on Fri, 7 Feb 03 at 8.00 pm.
North Bridge Road will be closed:
6.30 pm - 10.30 pm on 7 Feb and 6.30 pm - 11.30 pm on 8 Feb.
High Street will also be similarly closed.
Carpark
So, if you drive to work, please remember to drive out of the carpark before 6.00 pm on those days, to avoid getting trapped.
Building Driveway
The building drop-off/pick-up point facing the High Street will be closed from 6.00 pm on both days. If you have relatives or friends picking you up or your children from the childcare centre on those days, please take note and make alternative arrangements.
North Bridge Road
Please also note that no pedestrian will be allowed to cross North Bridge Road fronting Funan Centre and Treasury an hour before the parade starts.
This year, the Chingay Singapore 2003 will be proceeding along North Bridge Road, enroute to Chinatown. It is held on Sat, 8 Feb 03 at 8.00pm, with the preview on Fri, 7 Feb 03 at 8.00 pm.
North Bridge Road will be closed:
6.30 pm - 10.30 pm on 7 Feb and 6.30 pm - 11.30 pm on 8 Feb.
High Street will also be similarly closed.
Carpark
So, if you drive to work, please remember to drive out of the carpark before 6.00 pm on those days, to avoid getting trapped.
Building Driveway
The building drop-off/pick-up point facing the High Street will be closed from 6.00 pm on both days. If you have relatives or friends picking you up or your children from the childcare centre on those days, please take note and make alternative arrangements.
North Bridge Road
Please also note that no pedestrian will be allowed to cross North Bridge Road fronting Funan Centre and Treasury an hour before the parade starts.
January 30, 2003
A good theory
A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.
He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water?" The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500g.
"It doesn't matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it is OK. If I hold it for an hour, I
will have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance. It is the exact same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, we will not be able to carry on, the burden becoming increasingly heavier. What you have to do is to put the glass down, rest for a while before holding it up again.
Morale : We have to put down the burden periodically, so that we can be refreshed and are able to carry on. When you return home from work, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it into your home. You can pick it tomorrow.
Relax & have a good day!
A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.
He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water?" The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500g.
"It doesn't matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it is OK. If I hold it for an hour, I
will have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance. It is the exact same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, we will not be able to carry on, the burden becoming increasingly heavier. What you have to do is to put the glass down, rest for a while before holding it up again.
Morale : We have to put down the burden periodically, so that we can be refreshed and are able to carry on. When you return home from work, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it into your home. You can pick it tomorrow.
Relax & have a good day!
January 29, 2003
January 28, 2003
January 27, 2003
I call my unit this morning and after repeating my story to 2 person and taking down my NRIC. Then they say this is a mistake cause they already have given me 3 month excuse for all exercise from 7 Jan to 6 Apr 2003 due to my medicial review 2 weeks ago. Really most of the organisation have poor administration. Sigh ~ ~
1:19 PM ::
Damn, my unit left a voice mail in my mobile to remind me that tomorrow report camp at 6pm instead of 8am. Thought I told them this morning that I'm being excuse from 7Jan to 6Apr for exercise..gotta call medicial clerk again to reconfirm.
2 min later ....they apologies for their negliance on their paper work and reassure that they will post the formal notice to me by the end of the day.
1:19 PM ::
Damn, my unit left a voice mail in my mobile to remind me that tomorrow report camp at 6pm instead of 8am. Thought I told them this morning that I'm being excuse from 7Jan to 6Apr for exercise..gotta call medicial clerk again to reconfirm.
2 min later ....they apologies for their negliance on their paper work and reassure that they will post the formal notice to me by the end of the day.
January 25, 2003
I left my handphone in the car and something happen in the office this morning. One of the server is down and they try to call me from 9 am this morning ....but I left my handphone in car locker and they regards me as Missing In Action. Morever that evening I receive a Green Letter from SAF to ask me to report this Tuesday for Remedial Training. Wat the Fxxx, I already submit my specialist letter to declare that I have serious astham and now asking me to go back for exercise.
January 24, 2003
Really have to think again and again to upgrade my Poineer headunit to VDO headunit with changer that is able to read CDR/CDRW disc so that I can compose my favour song instead of buying from outside, but the fact is that I have to top up $226 with 800 shell point.
Somemore, new year is coming and need to give red packet to my parent, brothers and grandma.
Guess this CNY will spend a lot of money, lucky had organise a group of my classmate to come over my place this weekend to play Mahjong, hope can win some money from there.
Somemore, new year is coming and need to give red packet to my parent, brothers and grandma.
Guess this CNY will spend a lot of money, lucky had organise a group of my classmate to come over my place this weekend to play Mahjong, hope can win some money from there.
January 23, 2003
No mood to blog, cause too many things happen recently. But I really appreciate for all yours help and console for all these days. Thanks to Chantelle dear, Verda and Rykiel.
Discover that some of the collegaue are crazy about dogs and they always surf this site www.doggiesite.com. If you want to know more about cute little dogs, click on the link.
====== Evening ======
Tonite is my Uni. class gathering for Jan 2003. We have decided to shift from RiverSide point to Bishan Coffee Bean, but becuase of there is only 1 smoker (me lah!) they change to Orange Juli. so that they can stop me from smoking my whole big pack away.
Our next gathering is at my place this Sunday for mahjong session.
10:00 PM Gathering finish and rush home to sleep early for next day work.
Discover that some of the collegaue are crazy about dogs and they always surf this site www.doggiesite.com. If you want to know more about cute little dogs, click on the link.
====== Evening ======
Tonite is my Uni. class gathering for Jan 2003. We have decided to shift from RiverSide point to Bishan Coffee Bean, but becuase of there is only 1 smoker (me lah!) they change to Orange Juli. so that they can stop me from smoking my whole big pack away.
Our next gathering is at my place this Sunday for mahjong session.
10:00 PM Gathering finish and rush home to sleep early for next day work.
January 22, 2003
January 20, 2003
Last 2 day is total raining weekend, caught in the rain most of time so I dun bother to bath until before I went to sleep.
Thought today I can get MC and rest for another 1-2 days but still, as healthy as usual, come back to work on a blue Monday.
This week will be a busy week for me as my freelance assignment has to complete before this Friday, but for sure there will be request for change when propose to my client.
Sigh ~
Thought today I can get MC and rest for another 1-2 days but still, as healthy as usual, come back to work on a blue Monday.
This week will be a busy week for me as my freelance assignment has to complete before this Friday, but for sure there will be request for change when propose to my client.
Sigh ~
January 18, 2003
Why when I return the digital camera already then I need it. My water pipe outside the corridor is leaking from last noon until when I reach home last nite. Call the HDB maintenance group and they get a guy to come down and recommend me to change a new @#$%#$%. And say that it is under my own cost cause HDB doesn't care about it. Damn it ...will complain to my MP later.
January 17, 2003
Shit man, my SQL Server backup tape behave abnormal again. Wonder whether is the old tape problem or the file size too huge. Had ask the person-in-charge to purchase another 2 new tape for Mon/Tues and inform the Tech Support Helpdesk to monitor.
Will be back later after lunch.
====== 1:27 PM ======
Just back from lunch, menu is S$4 prawn mee from Keypoint Building, one of my favourite.
Office still very quiet as it is raining now. Lucky I drove to makan and save me from become chicken soup.
Will be back later after lunch.
====== 1:27 PM ======
Just back from lunch, menu is S$4 prawn mee from Keypoint Building, one of my favourite.
Office still very quiet as it is raining now. Lucky I drove to makan and save me from become chicken soup.
January 16, 2003
Do you like to travel? If yes, do you like to join my mailing list to receive tour promotional from our vendors and my company?
Well well, I have setup an mailing list tour@metrica-tech.com. All you need to do is to include your email address. Very simple.
Good day !!!
Well well, I have setup an mailing list tour@metrica-tech.com. All you need to do is to include your email address. Very simple.
Good day !!!
January 15, 2003
4 x 45 Watt
CD Player RDS Tuner
Flipdown front, detachable
CD Changer Control
Switchable illumination (amber/green)
Softkey Operation
Handsfree Phone In
Smart Volume
2-channel line-out
5 Sound Preset
2 Step Dimmer
CD-R & CD-RW compatible
I believe this is the best gift for myself for this new year. Redeem by 600 Shell Point + $226 cash.
January 14, 2003
Guess today is not a good day, suddenly got a feeling my mood is turning very bad and storm. Feels like taking a 1/2 day off to relax myself. No mood for work, no mood for game.
Sigh ~ ~ no mood to write now. Will come back later.
========11:10 AM==========
Am I being unfair to someone ? if yes, who are they??
I always try my best to be fair and good to everyone. But why still a lot of people saying that I am unfair to them? Why?
I already try my best to be good to everyone. But why still a lot of people saying that I'm not good to them? Why?
I ready ready try my best, I'm ready tired....going to take a 1/2 day off to rest myself.
Sigh ~ ~ no mood to write now. Will come back later.
========11:10 AM==========
Am I being unfair to someone ? if yes, who are they??
I always try my best to be fair and good to everyone. But why still a lot of people saying that I am unfair to them? Why?
I already try my best to be good to everyone. But why still a lot of people saying that I'm not good to them? Why?
I ready ready try my best, I'm ready tired....going to take a 1/2 day off to rest myself.
January 13, 2003
January 10, 2003
Song !!!! Wake up late in the monring (8am) and take my own time to go for breakfast without anyone tagging along. Breakfast menu is:
1) MeeHon with Chicken Wing, Fried Egg.
2) 1 Big cup of Soya Bean
3) 2 stick of Paul Mall
Take a stroll back to my house and notice the gals are cooking fried rice for their breakfast! Wow !!!! Take some snapshot and will show it to you later when I back in office.
1) MeeHon with Chicken Wing, Fried Egg.
2) 1 Big cup of Soya Bean
3) 2 stick of Paul Mall
Take a stroll back to my house and notice the gals are cooking fried rice for their breakfast! Wow !!!! Take some snapshot and will show it to you later when I back in office.
January 09, 2003
Last nite, our Curtin old classmates met up at Mr Bean Cafe for dinner and chit chat. Manage to take some digital photos. Our session ends around 11pm and I head down to Mohd Sultan to meet Chantelle, Rykiel and Robin cause Robin is flying back tomorrow...in fact in a few hours time. We have some great time and I had to went back around 1 am.
Finally this morning, I manage to get my USB port working again and connect the Nikon CoolPix 2500 to my comp. and upload my first picture of the month. It is a keychain that I bought when I went over to Perth in 2001.
The next picture is my new work station after the renovation, dun blame me for being messy cause I really very busy with lots of request and complain from users.
Finally this morning, I manage to get my USB port working again and connect the Nikon CoolPix 2500 to my comp. and upload my first picture of the month. It is a keychain that I bought when I went over to Perth in 2001.
The next picture is my new work station after the renovation, dun blame me for being messy cause I really very busy with lots of request and complain from users.
January 08, 2003
Out of sudden....no idea wat to blog cause need to tidy up my life. Sigh ~ ~ just thinking how to clear my remaining 3 day leave in this small island.
I just recall I was being offer a 2 way ticket from SIN to MEL at a good price of $400. But it must be travelled before end of March this year. Tempted to buy but thinking of going alone to there is too bore.
Morever, one of lady boss telling me that there will be a chance for me to go to Japan with them if they manage to organise a big group of tour to there. hee hee .....looking forward for it.
I just recall I was being offer a 2 way ticket from SIN to MEL at a good price of $400. But it must be travelled before end of March this year. Tempted to buy but thinking of going alone to there is too bore.
Morever, one of lady boss telling me that there will be a chance for me to go to Japan with them if they manage to organise a big group of tour to there. hee hee .....looking forward for it.
January 07, 2003
January 06, 2003
I'm back yesterday afternoon and had a bad weekend spent over there.
Went to Pub "The Peak" around 11pm, playing pool with the driver and the groups decided to switch to disco.
The disco is call "Club Coin", full of Singaporean and chicks with lots of bengs and lians.
Song is not bad just that never seen a disco playing chinese, malay songs and weird dancer on the table. and even invite a birthday boy to sing song on the stage....
Sigh ~ ~ stay around until 4 am then return to hotel with a tired leg...and guess wat...slept until around 6 am and my leg cramp...idiot...couldn't sleep anymore and decided to keep massaging my leg until 8am for breakfast.
Went around to shop for something but no mood. Manage to buy:
1) 2kg of Ka-Lapis
2) New watch belt
....ready no mood to shop.
Went to Pub "The Peak" around 11pm, playing pool with the driver and the groups decided to switch to disco.
The disco is call "Club Coin", full of Singaporean and chicks with lots of bengs and lians.
Song is not bad just that never seen a disco playing chinese, malay songs and weird dancer on the table. and even invite a birthday boy to sing song on the stage....
Sigh ~ ~ stay around until 4 am then return to hotel with a tired leg...and guess wat...slept until around 6 am and my leg cramp...idiot...couldn't sleep anymore and decided to keep massaging my leg until 8am for breakfast.
Went around to shop for something but no mood. Manage to buy:
1) 2kg of Ka-Lapis
2) New watch belt
....ready no mood to shop.
January 03, 2003
First day back to work is already an unpleasant feeling. But didn't know that a lot of things doesn't go well in 2003. I was just thinking I need to give up something in order to gain back some thing. But can it be done?
What is done and cannot be undone? I'm wrong in the first place and I wanted to say sorry. But really hope my friend and buddy can understand i have limited time with her already.
Sigh ~ wish to go somewhere and start afresh and have a time machine so that I can choose again.
What is done and cannot be undone? I'm wrong in the first place and I wanted to say sorry. But really hope my friend and buddy can understand i have limited time with her already.
Sigh ~ wish to go somewhere and start afresh and have a time machine so that I can choose again.
December 31, 2002
Today is new year eve, have you make a list of what you have completed in 2002 and what you want to achieve for 2003 ?
My Goal has achieve in 2002::
1) Obtain a Degree
2) Manage to maintain my car
3) Get a new job in travel industry
4) Obtain a Basic Abacus User Cert.
My Wish in 2003 are::
1) My father's health will get better
2) Smoke less, drink less
3) Lose weight for 5 more kg.
4) Change my car audio system.
5) Learn Sound mixing
6) Pick up new skill to rise my value in employment market.
that's all for the moment......dun ask me why got no plan for kids...heeeeee
My Goal has achieve in 2002::
1) Obtain a Degree
2) Manage to maintain my car
3) Get a new job in travel industry
4) Obtain a Basic Abacus User Cert.
My Wish in 2003 are::
1) My father's health will get better
2) Smoke less, drink less
3) Lose weight for 5 more kg.
4) Change my car audio system.
5) Learn Sound mixing
6) Pick up new skill to rise my value in employment market.
that's all for the moment......dun ask me why got no plan for kids...heeeeee
December 30, 2002
December 27, 2002
I read a story which is very touching and wanted to share with all of you.
This is very sweet and sad and will make you think - A good reminder : "Take time to appreciate what you have now."
On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket to buy the remaining of the gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself, "It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go.
Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it..." Nonetheless, made my way to the toy section, and there I started to curse the prices, wondering if after all kids really play with such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing a doll against his chest.
He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?" The old lady replied, "You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I started to walk towards him and I asked him who did he want to give this
doll to. "It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas, he was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her, after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus cannot go where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mummy will also go to see God very soon, so I thought that she could carry the doll with her to give it to my sister." My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I came back from the supermarket." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I also want mummy to take this photo with her so that she will not forget me." "I love my mummy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few notes and said to the boy,
"What if we checked again, just in case if you have enough money?" "Ok," he said. "I hope that I have enough."
I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll, and even some spare money. The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money." Then he looked at me and added, "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mummy can give it to my sister. He heard me." I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mummy, but I didn't dare ask God too much, but he gave me
enough to buy the doll and the white rose." You know, my mummy loves white rose." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my trolley.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to get out of the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to that day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man had taken all this away from him.
This is very sweet and sad and will make you think - A good reminder : "Take time to appreciate what you have now."
On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket to buy the remaining of the gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself, "It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go.
Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it..." Nonetheless, made my way to the toy section, and there I started to curse the prices, wondering if after all kids really play with such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing a doll against his chest.
He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?" The old lady replied, "You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I started to walk towards him and I asked him who did he want to give this
doll to. "It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas, he was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her, after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus cannot go where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mummy will also go to see God very soon, so I thought that she could carry the doll with her to give it to my sister." My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I came back from the supermarket." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I also want mummy to take this photo with her so that she will not forget me." "I love my mummy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few notes and said to the boy,
"What if we checked again, just in case if you have enough money?" "Ok," he said. "I hope that I have enough."
I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll, and even some spare money. The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money." Then he looked at me and added, "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mummy can give it to my sister. He heard me." I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mummy, but I didn't dare ask God too much, but he gave me
enough to buy the doll and the white rose." You know, my mummy loves white rose." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my trolley.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to get out of the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to that day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man had taken all this away from him.
"FRIENDS ARE LIKE ANGELS, WHO HELP US FLY WHEN OUR WINGS HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO FLY."
December 26, 2002
December 24, 2002
Merry Christmas to everyone
I'm so surprise when I reach my office this morning, so happy to see many presents on my table. Althought it cannot be compare with other gals in the office, but I already happy to see so many people giving me blessing and wishing for this day.
I'm so touch that my elder sister Ivy has bought me a present as well.
Thanks dear "C" for the lighter that you bought, it suits me so well.
Thanks dear dear "J" bought me for the GoldLion Belt and wallet.
Thanks God all of them and may lots of blessing be with them.
December 19, 2002
Joke of the day
A secretary complained about her boss.... She says "My boss is so sex-crazed. Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format. I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE. Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decide to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
A secretary complained about her boss.... She says "My boss is so sex-crazed. Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format. I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE. Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decide to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
December 18, 2002
HOW WOMEN SPEAK...
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"FINE"
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are
right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a
woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel
that it's an even trade.
"NOTHING"
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD" (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You
will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the
few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best
bet is to not move or breathe and she will ! stay content.
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
paying you retribution for what ever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a
raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has
plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the
truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt
her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be
careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only
tell you "Nothing."
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"FINE"
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are
right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a
woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel
that it's an even trade.
"NOTHING"
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD" (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You
will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."
"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the
few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best
bet is to not move or breathe and she will ! stay content.
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
paying you retribution for what ever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a
raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has
plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the
truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt
her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be
careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only
tell you "Nothing."
December 17, 2002
Christmas is coming very soon, wonder how should I celebrate my Christmas...cause Singapore is too small and got no place to run around. Maybe Mount Fabour ??? Forget it, I duno how to drive there.
Just borrow a Nikon CoolPix 2500 and taken some picture of my desk and office and of course her.
Will snap some picture of the pub which I visit very often and free advertise for them.
Be back soon.
Just borrow a Nikon CoolPix 2500 and taken some picture of my desk and office and of course her.
Will snap some picture of the pub which I visit very often and free advertise for them.
Be back soon.
December 05, 2002
November 23, 2002
November 22, 2002
My Birthday is fall between March 22 nd - March 31st which the nature color is Purple. Therefore,
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are
popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily.
You go for person that's trustworthy.
PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are
popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily.
You go for person that's trustworthy.
November 21, 2002
Tonite is long time, time to shift my user to the temporary working area all by myself (Really OMO One Man Operation).
Lucky my vendor is here to patch the telephone point for them.
Pray that tonite office got aircon if not I will really sweat and stink.
Cheer !!! ...another thing is that I just got my wedding photo. Nicely done and my 6k is not wasted...but still feel the heart pain.
Lucky my vendor is here to patch the telephone point for them.
Pray that tonite office got aircon if not I will really sweat and stink.
Cheer !!! ...another thing is that I just got my wedding photo. Nicely done and my 6k is not wasted...but still feel the heart pain.
November 19, 2002
At last my fever is gone but my flu and cough is still there yet. Please dun tell me to stop smoking I will die faster.
Need to rest more as the renovation is going for full force on this coming Friday, guess from that onward I will not be wear business suits to office anymore. Hee heee ...got reason to wear jeans now.
Need to rest more as the renovation is going for full force on this coming Friday, guess from that onward I will not be wear business suits to office anymore. Hee heee ...got reason to wear jeans now.
November 18, 2002
Finally, my sick weekend is over but the flu, cough, fever haven't gone off yet.
Who say I can't smoke at home now, I can choose to smoke anywhere in the world, house, car...breakfast, lunch, dinner ...I fuck care who wan to say me for being a smoker. I dun care anymore.
I'm going to find more smoker to gather together to SMOKE and DRINK together ...make this fucking place a bloodly hell.
Who say I can't smoke at home now, I can choose to smoke anywhere in the world, house, car...breakfast, lunch, dinner ...I fuck care who wan to say me for being a smoker. I dun care anymore.
I'm going to find more smoker to gather together to SMOKE and DRINK together ...make this fucking place a bloodly hell.
November 16, 2002
November 15, 2002
November 12, 2002
November 11, 2002
How you know you are in love ?
Are You In Love With Someone?
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love.
Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love.
Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.
If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that
special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love.
When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone, you are in love.
When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not
hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love.
You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a
friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's
special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.
While you are reading this page, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person.
Imagine. . . .
There is a bank that credits your account each morning with
$86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out ALL OF IT, of course!!!!
Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it
credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as
lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose.
It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.
Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the
remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the
loss is yours.
There is no going back. There is no drawing against the
"tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits.
Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness,
and success! The clock is running. Make the most of today.
To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a
grade.
To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly
newspaper.
To realize the ! value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who! are
waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE-SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time.
And remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the
present!!!
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and
encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their heart to us
Are You In Love With Someone?
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love.
Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love.
Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.
If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that
special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love.
When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone, you are in love.
When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not
hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love.
You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a
friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's
special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.
While you are reading this page, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person.
Imagine. . . .
There is a bank that credits your account each morning with
$86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out ALL OF IT, of course!!!!
Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it
credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as
lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose.
It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft.
Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the
remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the
loss is yours.
There is no going back. There is no drawing against the
"tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits.
Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness,
and success! The clock is running. Make the most of today.
To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a
grade.
To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly
newspaper.
To realize the ! value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who! are
waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE-SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time.
And remember that time waits for no one. Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the
present!!!
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and
encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their heart to us
November 10, 2002
6 days haven't been blogging cause I'm too busy with my work....me overloaded and I think I still can handle it if I work overtime.
To dearest mum, I love you even though I never seen you before, I know you are staying in Heaven watching me for what I have done for over 27 years.
Mum, I pray you will forgive me for all I have done, I pray that you and grandma will guide me alone this path and bring me to the light that deliver me from the test.
I believe you are staying with me in my heart that in all things I do, that I do it for true love.
I really miss you....I couldn't control myself when I stay in front of your grave. .
How I wish to tell you how I feel now, but I never had a chance and I regret to come to this earth that ends your life so soon.
Mum, I miss you and love you.
To dearest mum, I love you even though I never seen you before, I know you are staying in Heaven watching me for what I have done for over 27 years.
Mum, I pray you will forgive me for all I have done, I pray that you and grandma will guide me alone this path and bring me to the light that deliver me from the test.
I believe you are staying with me in my heart that in all things I do, that I do it for true love.
I really miss you....I couldn't control myself when I stay in front of your grave. .
How I wish to tell you how I feel now, but I never had a chance and I regret to come to this earth that ends your life so soon.
Mum, I miss you and love you.
November 04, 2002
I think I drank too much hard liquor. (story has to start from Friday nite...pls stay with me)
Friday nite: Whiskey on the rock @Peak, sing a few song, then proceed to NewsRoom Bar for dance and another cup of hard liquor (treat from a friend, so is a bottom up)
Saturaday: Finish my beer at home, off and on back to office for work to monitor the server. (too free already)
Sunday: Wake up dam early to accompany my parent and auntie to Chua Cho Kang to visit my own mother which RIP at 3-4-1975 (age 24)
I break down when I talk to my mum at her grace...i miss her so much.... went to visit my dearest grandmother and grandfather at the same time.
After lunch with my relative for Dim Sim, drive back to office to check the server again and bring my documents home with another 3 can of beer. Drunk at home while doing my renovation schedule. Just got to know that I can get very high when drinking at home with favour music that fills up the room, lights off and fell asleep until 6pm.
After dinner with my vendors near the office area and rush down to Mr H's house.
whiskey + Big 2 + my favour TIBITS" = getting more high and face turn red like a char siew. (2 am)
This morning woke up, my throat is very dry and feel like eating some thing but doesn't have any appetite.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* my cousin and younger brother is here to pick up the comic and they drag me down to makan breakfast.
Feel like vomitting after taking breakfast and rush back home to the tiolet and .....errrrr .......
SHIT ....my hand cramp again ....have to stop here.....good nite............. :) Happy Deepavali !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday nite: Whiskey on the rock @Peak, sing a few song, then proceed to NewsRoom Bar for dance and another cup of hard liquor (treat from a friend, so is a bottom up)
Saturaday: Finish my beer at home, off and on back to office for work to monitor the server. (too free already)
Sunday: Wake up dam early to accompany my parent and auntie to Chua Cho Kang to visit my own mother which RIP at 3-4-1975 (age 24)
I break down when I talk to my mum at her grace...i miss her so much.... went to visit my dearest grandmother and grandfather at the same time.
After lunch with my relative for Dim Sim, drive back to office to check the server again and bring my documents home with another 3 can of beer. Drunk at home while doing my renovation schedule. Just got to know that I can get very high when drinking at home with favour music that fills up the room, lights off and fell asleep until 6pm.
After dinner with my vendors near the office area and rush down to Mr H's house.
whiskey + Big 2 + my favour TIBITS" = getting more high and face turn red like a char siew. (2 am)
This morning woke up, my throat is very dry and feel like eating some thing but doesn't have any appetite.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* my cousin and younger brother is here to pick up the comic and they drag me down to makan breakfast.
Feel like vomitting after taking breakfast and rush back home to the tiolet and .....errrrr .......
SHIT ....my hand cramp again ....have to stop here.....good nite............. :) Happy Deepavali !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 02, 2002
November 01, 2002
October 31, 2002
October 30, 2002
October 28, 2002
October 26, 2002
Last time event::
6:30 pm : Knock off
7:00 pm : pee and drive my car out to pick up my colleagues (all female)
7:30 pm : drive thru the Friday nite traffic jam and manage to get a good lot at UE Square (thanks to dear Chantelle)
8:00 pm : Finder food with wine and beer.
9:30 pm : change to another pub for pool and hard liquor
12:00 : Times up ...all go home.
...... a bit sleepy ..but manage to cook noodle to fill my stomach and slept at 3 am ...
:)
6:30 pm : Knock off
7:00 pm : pee and drive my car out to pick up my colleagues (all female)
7:30 pm : drive thru the Friday nite traffic jam and manage to get a good lot at UE Square (thanks to dear Chantelle)
8:00 pm : Finder food with wine and beer.
9:30 pm : change to another pub for pool and hard liquor
12:00 : Times up ...all go home.
...... a bit sleepy ..but manage to cook noodle to fill my stomach and slept at 3 am ...
:)
October 25, 2002
Today is a busy day, meeting in the morning with SMS Broadcaster, arranging the server rack to move in, do a inventory check and discover shortage of 4 Plain Equipement Tray and a 13A Power (8 ways).
Call up the vendors and ask to check again before I chop my name on the DO. Decided not to chop it until all items in my list is delivered. Fxxx up.
Here one more things to announce , , , , , TOMMORROW HOME ALONE AGAIN !!!!!!!
:( lonely lonely .....
Drink drink drink ....tonite go drinking alone .......
Call up the vendors and ask to check again before I chop my name on the DO. Decided not to chop it until all items in my list is delivered. Fxxx up.
Here one more things to announce , , , , , TOMMORROW HOME ALONE AGAIN !!!!!!!
:( lonely lonely .....
Drink drink drink ....tonite go drinking alone .......
October 24, 2002
Aircon in office today is dam powerful, fat boy like me also start to freeze and turn purple color.
Lucky I bought my Reebok windbreaker and got Miss V to boil a Milo for me.
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:: Pick-up Lines of the Day ::
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Lucky I bought my Reebok windbreaker and got Miss V to boil a Milo for me.
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:: Pick-up Lines of the Day ::
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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October 23, 2002
Yestersday was too busy to blog, but knowing Rykiel has passed her driving, that is good news.
Today also very busy, but still manage to drop a few sentence before I doze off.
Me and her has meet again, but we have less word to say to one another. . . (really drifted apart)
sad is not becuase of i like her, she dun like me that type of crab. BUT .. the thing I dun like is that I treat people good and they dun treat me in a nice way, that's really hurts me a lot.
It apply to all the people that I know and I care of.
Sigh ~ ~ ~ ~
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:: Pick-up Lines of the Day ::
Q: Is this seat empty?
A: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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Today also very busy, but still manage to drop a few sentence before I doze off.
Me and her has meet again, but we have less word to say to one another. . . (really drifted apart)
sad is not becuase of i like her, she dun like me that type of crab. BUT .. the thing I dun like is that I treat people good and they dun treat me in a nice way, that's really hurts me a lot.
It apply to all the people that I know and I care of.
Sigh ~ ~ ~ ~
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:: Pick-up Lines of the Day ::
Q: Is this seat empty?
A: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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October 21, 2002
October 19, 2002
7:15 AM - wake up by nightmare.
7:55 AM - pick up my colleague and off to office
8:20 AM - reach office, punch card ....and go for heavy breakfast.
Why heavy breakfast..cause lunch not eating and need to prepare for ...
1:00 PM - Knock off and need to rush home.
2:45 PM - Change to P.E Kit
2:50 PM - Drive off to KHT camp for I.P.P.T
3:30 PM - Report Sick for my lung problem.
--> because I fax the specialist letter to my unit IPPT clerk, asking them to copy it to the M.O. and fax it to IPPT center officer-in-Charge and no need to go back....dun say I *kiang* .... me asthma okie ?
6:00 PM - Off to pick up my wife..
7:00 PM - Dinner maybe at Tampines Indonesia Style Rest.
9:00 PM - Go Home Rest Well for tomorrow Class.
. . .. . guess today schedule is like this....will update again, btw, if you nice Nokia Logo that you want to appear on your handpone, send the logo in NLM (extension *.NLM) to me and I try to send to your handphone but bear no responsibility if your current operator logo gone.
7:55 AM - pick up my colleague and off to office
8:20 AM - reach office, punch card ....and go for heavy breakfast.
Why heavy breakfast..cause lunch not eating and need to prepare for ...
1:00 PM - Knock off and need to rush home.
2:50 PM - Drive off to KHT camp for I.P.P.T
3:30 PM - Report Sick for my lung problem.
--> because I fax the specialist letter to my unit IPPT clerk, asking them to copy it to the M.O. and fax it to IPPT center officer-in-Charge and no need to go back....dun say I *kiang* .... me asthma okie ?
6:00 PM - Off to pick up my wife..
7:00 PM - Dinner maybe at Tampines Indonesia Style Rest.
9:00 PM - Go Home Rest Well for tomorrow Class.
. . .. . guess today schedule is like this....will update again, btw, if you nice Nokia Logo that you want to appear on your handpone, send the logo in NLM (extension *.NLM) to me and I try to send to your handphone but bear no responsibility if your current operator logo gone.
October 18, 2002
6:30 AM - me and my wife wake up by the kid @ home
7:10 AM - me went downstair to buy breakfast and start the engine
7:30 AM - reach her office to drop her to work.
7:55 AM - reach my office and manage to punch card 1 hour earlier
. . . from yesterday onward, won't see her for 10 days cause she is entitled for 10 days MC.
Feel a bit better but still kind of miss her.
7 PM - meet my wife and look thru the wedding photo layout (magazine style)
Need to sleep late to prepare for tomorrow IPPT test. Guess why I sleep late ....heee ....Shit ..tomorrow need to pick up another colleague at her house around 8 am to go breakfast together .......think carefully ... i can't live without woman.
One more thing before log off, next Sat. is my home alone day again ...still planning what to do ..maybe manjong with my friend or sentosa for picnic.....hee heee beach .... i'm cuming...
7:10 AM - me went downstair to buy breakfast and start the engine
7:30 AM - reach her office to drop her to work.
7:55 AM - reach my office and manage to punch card 1 hour earlier
. . . from yesterday onward, won't see her for 10 days cause she is entitled for 10 days MC.
Feel a bit better but still kind of miss her.
7 PM - meet my wife and look thru the wedding photo layout (magazine style)
Need to sleep late to prepare for tomorrow IPPT test. Guess why I sleep late ....heee ....Shit ..tomorrow need to pick up another colleague at her house around 8 am to go breakfast together .......think carefully ... i can't live without woman.
One more thing before log off, next Sat. is my home alone day again ...still planning what to do ..maybe manjong with my friend or sentosa for picnic.....hee heee beach .... i'm cuming...
October 17, 2002
Send her to hospital for minor operation on her leg. Manage to wake up at 5:30 am and pick her up at 6:20 am.
Driving along CTE early in the morning is very nice, no ERP ..no much traffic..manage to reach SGH around 6:40 am.
Her ex-colleague appear at 7 a.m and I feel like leaving 'cause I know we are not going to communicate at all. Kind of weird feeling when 2 guys and 1 sick gal in the hospital.
Sigh again ~ ~ ...... ..... . . .. go back to office and punch card @8:03 am ...getting earlier and earlier.
Driving along CTE early in the morning is very nice, no ERP ..no much traffic..manage to reach SGH around 6:40 am.
Her ex-colleague appear at 7 a.m and I feel like leaving 'cause I know we are not going to communicate at all. Kind of weird feeling when 2 guys and 1 sick gal in the hospital.
Sigh again ~ ~ ...... ..... . . .. go back to office and punch card @8:03 am ...getting earlier and earlier.
October 16, 2002
8 am. at her house downstair.
I confirm with her for tomorrow operation, knowing that her male friend will be waiting for her at the hospital. I feel a bit upset cause I thought I will be the only one who is going to be with her tomorrow 7 am.
Sigh ~ ~ need to control my feeling again.
Reach office at 8:40 am, step into office..punch card .......as usual attend to Miss V. monitor cause damage by yestersday power trip
heard from Ms. V that one of the sales lady by the name of ES commented that there is a new couple in the company (refer to me and her).
sigh ~ ~ make my day more sad .....
type until here..i have to stop ...dun wan to have any chance to let my tears drop down.
I confirm with her for tomorrow operation, knowing that her male friend will be waiting for her at the hospital. I feel a bit upset cause I thought I will be the only one who is going to be with her tomorrow 7 am.
Sigh ~ ~ need to control my feeling again.
Reach office at 8:40 am, step into office..punch card .......as usual attend to Miss V. monitor cause damage by yestersday power trip
heard from Ms. V that one of the sales lady by the name of ES commented that there is a new couple in the company (refer to me and her).
sigh ~ ~ make my day more sad .....
type until here..i have to stop ...dun wan to have any chance to let my tears drop down.
October 15, 2002
Tuesday, PSI is normal not as hazy as yestersday late afternoon.
Believe this week is going to be peaceful without people talking to me after work.
Sigh ~ ~ Life is so bore, want to getaway soon.
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Power trip has recover to normal and all my user PC is working again. . . . .not really a peaceful day.
Believe this week is going to be peaceful without people talking to me after work.
Sigh ~ ~ Life is so bore, want to getaway soon.
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Power trip has recover to normal and all my user PC is working again. . . . .not really a peaceful day.
October 14, 2002
For all food lovers, enjoy!
FYI Goodwood Park hotel is having promotion for UOB cards, either Lady's
Card or others, 1 for 1 buffet lunch and dinner.
For buffet lunch it's about $25++, while buffet dinner is $27++. For 4
persons,only pay $56 for 4 persons buffet lunch, so 1 person is only
$14, it is very worth it.
Anyone can give me a treat, me broke....
FYI Goodwood Park hotel is having promotion for UOB cards, either Lady's
Card or others, 1 for 1 buffet lunch and dinner.
For buffet lunch it's about $25++, while buffet dinner is $27++. For 4
persons,only pay $56 for 4 persons buffet lunch, so 1 person is only
$14, it is very worth it.
Anyone can give me a treat, me broke....
October 13, 2002
Another Sunday is the SQL Server 2000 class in city, bore bore bore ...
Suddenly feel that my life is messed up by woman, working ....relationship ...love ....friendship ...all in a mess...
Feel like toking to someone but couldn't think of anyone in mind..why. .my mind is keep thinking of her. I thought I told myself not to love her anymore and wanted to draw a clear line...but I still love her company.
Sigh ~ ~ come back later ...lecturer start to nag again.
Suddenly feel that my life is messed up by woman, working ....relationship ...love ....friendship ...all in a mess...
Feel like toking to someone but couldn't think of anyone in mind..why. .my mind is keep thinking of her. I thought I told myself not to love her anymore and wanted to draw a clear line...but I still love her company.
Sigh ~ ~ come back later ...lecturer start to nag again.
October 11, 2002
October 10, 2002
October 06, 2002
Class is so bore, full of theory ....and I found this joke from a local website.
Smart Kid
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!
Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Harry: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer;
Harry: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions,okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
Smart Kid
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!
Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Harry: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer;
Harry: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions,okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
Sunday only happen once in a week, 4 times a month and 48-52 times a year. And I need to spend my 3 Sunday in a classroom that is located in Oden Tower studying SQL Server 2000.
Have already taken my Professional 2000 paper month ago and still struggling to study for my server paper.
Althought I'm working in a end-user environment...but workload is really heavy 'cause need to support more than 80 user and 100PC including Servers and equipment.
Have already taken my Professional 2000 paper month ago and still struggling to study for my server paper.
Althought I'm working in a end-user environment...but workload is really heavy 'cause need to support more than 80 user and 100PC including Servers and equipment.
October 03, 2002
After 2 days of training at SIA Training Center, very tried ....
Need to give myself a break tomorrow nite, wonder any one have comment for "The NewsRoom Bar" ???
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NB is not happening at all, music sucx, waiter suckxxx, waitress is okie only ...
and i feel bore all the way.
Sigh ~~ ~ never go there again.
Need to give myself a break tomorrow nite, wonder any one have comment for "The NewsRoom Bar" ???
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NB is not happening at all, music sucx, waiter suckxxx, waitress is okie only ...
and i feel bore all the way.
Sigh ~~ ~ never go there again.
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